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Ok, Chris didn't think I should post this, but this is a journal of our life with kiddos. I am trying desperately to document the cute, funny things, so I must include the following. Chris is pretty private at least in one aspect of his life. From the time Claire was born, he wouldn't change his clothes in the same room as her, let her into the bathroom while he was using it not to mention showering. Anyway, Claire is constantly asking what things are, much beyond basic objects--telephone poles, satellite dishes, etc. She has also asked many questions about body parts. When I nurse Mya, she thinks I use my tummy to feed her. Fine with me. Claire moves on to Chris and points to his nipples and asks what they are, to which he responds, "those are Daddy's nipples." Great. Now she is ever so consistently pointing out "Daddy's niffles." Very cute. She has gone a step further to identify these on Mya as well as herself. She asked me just last night what they were and I responded with "Mya's chest." Nipples. What a gross word....
Onto another Claire story. In her quest of bodily discovery, Claire discovered that her Daddy has "poop" in his pants. Hmmmm. To what is she referring??? You guessed it. Chris and I laughed and laughed. The man who has made it his personal quest to keep his body private, is quickly being disovered by a two year old.

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Anonymous said…
haha thats great....

j
November 7, 2009 at 11:27 PM
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