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some claireisms

yes, i am a speech pathologist. yes, i am fully aware these productions are developmental and normal. yes, i still think they are soooo adorable.

mail man--manmail
sandwich--samips
lay down--may now
holy crap--holy cwap--even used in appropriate context (steam coming out of pot while cooking..."holy cwap, daddy--fiuh" (i'm convinced she gets this from chris--he'd beg to differ)
sophie--soapie
ambulance--ambance
love you--wubyu
ice cream--i keam

when we take a bath, i sing to the tune of the Backstreet Boys' "Everybody," "wash your body." claire nows responds to her directions of taking a bath as "time to was you body."

her biggest desires in life are "read a sory," "go fo wide," or "go fo walk." when we ask her where she wants to go, claire either responds "tahget" or "i keam." that's my girl!

whenever my phone rings or i am talking to someone on the phone, she immediately thinks it is grammy. i have a coat similar to the one my mom (grammy) wore when she was here and she seems to think i have stolen grammy's coat. she also thinks our spare bed is "gwammy's bed." ahhh...grammy won my baby's heart.

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